a new job

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 04-Feb-2013 18:39:12

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay.
You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just sit around drink coffee and scratch our balls......... No point in you coming in for that."

Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2013 11:38:56

oi, rofl

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2013 12:34:01

Smile.

Post 4 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 09-Feb-2013 14:40:28

lmao!

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 08-Apr-2013 20:28:06

wow...what a picture lol!! haha! Nice one!